1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere? It depends. Is she a good swimmer? If so, then I'd go for the cliff.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? Um... err... (diverts eye contact)
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? You.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with? The one I sleep with every night
5] when can I meet your parents? After you get a haircut, trim your beard, and dress in something respectable.
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Jerry. From Tom & Jerry
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? IDK, sounds more like a nightmare.
8] What do you think heaven smells like? Febreeze
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? The crack in my bathroom mirror.
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Never seen it.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? Um... err... (diverts eye contact)
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? You.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with? The one I sleep with every night
5] when can I meet your parents? After you get a haircut, trim your beard, and dress in something respectable.
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Jerry. From Tom & Jerry
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? IDK, sounds more like a nightmare.
8] What do you think heaven smells like? Febreeze
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? The crack in my bathroom mirror.
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Never seen it.
