(April 5, 2018 at 3:54 am)ignoramus Wrote: please answer as sincerley as possible.
1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere?
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo?
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry?
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with?
5] when can I meet your parents?
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with?
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job?
8] What do you think heaven smells like?
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning?
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful?
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Off my boat.
Since before I was born.
My best fried Jess, just so you knew you couldn't sleep with her, too. And Hugh Jackman. And...
My ex. He was 6'2".
When I'm dead.
Scooby Doo.
No. I dream of being a paid beach bum.
Sycophants.
Some annoying bitch with out of control hair.
Never. I don't watch soaps. Instead I use the same phrase a dozen times a day about co-workers.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
