RE: Iggy's loaded questionaire...
April 5, 2018 at 8:17 am
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2018 at 9:36 am by The Industrial Atheist.)
please answer as sincerley as possible.
1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere? In the fantasy realm that I have a mother in law, if she survives being in the middle of nowhere, that would be more humane. If it's death either way, then the cliff, because that's faster.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? I'm less unsociable and more lacking in confidence. I've probably known I'm a weirdo since at least 14. I think.
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? I'm not bi, but if I were I think Manu Bennett would be sufficiently traumatizing.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with? not applicable
5] when can I meet your parents? whoah, whoah, take a deep breath bro
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Wile E Coyote, not because I want to chase roadrunners but because we're both so sad
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? yes
8] What do you think heaven smells like? Like R.Kelly's sheets
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? (edit: Oh the mirror) This guy again?
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Never seen it
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1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere? In the fantasy realm that I have a mother in law, if she survives being in the middle of nowhere, that would be more humane. If it's death either way, then the cliff, because that's faster.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? I'm less unsociable and more lacking in confidence. I've probably known I'm a weirdo since at least 14. I think.
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? I'm not bi, but if I were I think Manu Bennett would be sufficiently traumatizing.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with? not applicable
5] when can I meet your parents? whoah, whoah, take a deep breath bro
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Wile E Coyote, not because I want to chase roadrunners but because we're both so sad
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? yes
8] What do you think heaven smells like? Like R.Kelly's sheets
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? (edit: Oh the mirror) This guy again?
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Never seen it
Thank You for your co-operation. A $20 discount gift card from "Blackberry phones R US" is on its way to you.
Have fun selling this info to various businesses that will call my cellphone about 6-10 times a week!
