1] What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere?
The cliff, whether or not she can swim is irrelevant.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo?
Since forever.
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry?
You, of course.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with?
I'd say it was around ten inches.
5] when can I meet your parents?
Whenever you want, just so long as I'm not there with you.
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with?
Bonkers the Bobcat.
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job?
Nah, what'd be the point of that?
8] What do you think heaven smells like?
God's farts.
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning?
An alien from Gallifrey.
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful?
Every other minute.
Thank You for your co-operation. A $20 discount gift card from "Blackberry phones R US" is on its way to you.
The cliff, whether or not she can swim is irrelevant.
2] How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo?
Since forever.
3] If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry?
You, of course.
4] what's the largest dick you've slept with?
I'd say it was around ten inches.
5] when can I meet your parents?
Whenever you want, just so long as I'm not there with you.
6] What cartoon TV character do you identify with?
Bonkers the Bobcat.
7] Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job?
Nah, what'd be the point of that?
8] What do you think heaven smells like?
God's farts.
9] Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning?
An alien from Gallifrey.
10] How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful?
Every other minute.
Thank You for your co-operation. A $20 discount gift card from "Blackberry phones R US" is on its way to you.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
