1. Shower or bath? Shower. Baths are gross.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Daily at 7 AM. If I have to go out somewhere after work, then again in the evening.
3. Do you own a rubber duck? Rubber dick? Are dildos rubber?
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? Baths are gross.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? Hell nah.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? In.
7. In which order do you wash yourself? Shampoo, then conditioner, leave conditioner on while soaping body, then wash out conditioner.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? See above.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? Amanda Nunes
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? No.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Daily at 7 AM. If I have to go out somewhere after work, then again in the evening.
3. Do you own a rubber duck? Rubber dick? Are dildos rubber?
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? Baths are gross.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? Hell nah.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? In.
7. In which order do you wash yourself? Shampoo, then conditioner, leave conditioner on while soaping body, then wash out conditioner.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? See above.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? Amanda Nunes
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? No.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
