A Questionaire I found online
December 15, 2011 at 11:07 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2011 at 11:21 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I think I've mentioned before that I've been following this guy named Chris-Chan (Note: if you try to google his name, whatever you find will most likely be safe for neither work nor mental health), but browsing his email correspondence with his most recent "sweetheart," I came across this questionaire that was apparently written by someone in his Church.
1) If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
I'm always on the lookout for some place I would want to live if life in America becomes intolerable enough that I have to expat myself; currently I'm torn between several possibilities
a)Toronto (which is apparently close enough to Chicago that even Hollywood doesn't seem able to tell the difference)
b) somewhere in the Basque Country (I'm not entirely sure why, but I think it has something to do with Trevanian's Shibumi)
c) Russia (I know damn well that it's little better now than it was when the communists were in power; I'd choose it because, from what I've seen, there's a lot of attractive girls who like to go barefoot, and even in the winter, no less)
d) Germany (Probably Dresden, the city of Schopenhauer, but there's no part that really turns me off; at least I can speak the language, somewhat)
2) What's your favorite article of clothing?
My Fisherman's Cap.
3) What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Their Bare feet. I'm not entirely sure why; I think it has something to do with my aversion to eye contact.
4) What's the last CD (and/or MP3) that you bought?
The last CD I remember buying: Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" and "Darkness on the Edge of Town." It's been a while since I regularly downloaded mp3's (it tended to give my computer viruses), but I think the most recent one I did was "Particle Man" by TMBG; I used it for a Physics project.
5) Where's your favorite place to be?
My bedroom, or the Skokie Public Library.
6) Where's your least favorite place to be?
Any place where I'm expected to interact with large numbers of people. I don't like people, especially when I'm near them.
7) What's your favorite place to be massaged?
The neck.
8) What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
For me, it's certainly more important to be strong in mind, because trying to make myself strong in body just results in my having breathing problems.
9) What time do you wake in the morning?
Now that my Fall Semester is over, It'll be between 7:15 and 7:30 AM.
10) What's your favorite TV show?
Current (?): Boodocks.
Recent UK: Psychoville.
Classic UK: Blackadder.
Classic: Oz.
11) What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Magic Bullet: it helps me dice my bacon for my daily omelet.
12) What's your favorite childhood memory?
Watching television. There's not much else I remember from my childhood that is worth calling a "Favorite." Or "Happy."
13) What makes you laugh?
Basically, it falls into three categories:
a) Really dark stuff
b) Completely insane stuff
c) Twisting the English Language/wordplay.
14) What makes you really angry?
When I feel that people are trying to waste my time, especially when I feel like I have something else I would rather do.
15) If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
I play the guitar somewhat. I guess the one I don't play that I'd like to play is the organ. At the very least, one like the one Paul McCartney plays here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnXAmcx30...re=related
16) What's your favorite restaurant?
Superdawg (when it comes to restaurants I've eaten at relatively recently), and Gullivers (for restaurants my family orders carry-out from) although I had the best bacon cheeseburger of my life at Dover Straits in Hoffman Estates. Why don't more restaurants have cheeseburgers with Parmesan encrusted on the patty in addition to the bacon and American Cheese?
17) What was the scariest moment of your life?
One day, my Dad just stopped in the middle of a drive, and it seemed like he was having a heart attack. It was only diverticulitis and he's relatively fine now, but I get scared every time he has a health scare.
18) If there was a movie about you, what current/former Hollywood Star would play you?
Humphrey Bogart (he looks the way I wish I looked) or Montgomery Clift (he's played characters closer to my life).
If limited to living stars, I'd pick Daniel Radcliffe (until I grew my beard, I was told I looked like Harry Potter) or Topol (after I grew it, I got told I looked like him; one teacher refused to call me anything but Fiddler on the Roof.)
19) Do you believe in afterlife?
No.
20) What was your favorite children's book?
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, but, upon my relatively recent discovery of it, I wish I had read The Phantom Tollbooth as a kid.
21) What is your favorite season?
Summer and Winter are my two favorites.
Summer because girls are wearing less footwear.
Winter because I like snow.
22) What is your least favorite household chore?
Taking out the trash and recycles.
23) If you could have one super power, what would it be?
The ability to have sex with the sun. Because if Thirty H's is accurate, Dumbledore has done it several times.
24) If you have a tattoo, what is it?
I don't let needles get in contact with my skin any more than I have to.
25) Who was your first love and at what age?
The first "love" I've felt for a woman I knew personally was with my guidance counselor. I was 14. I probably would have done it earlier if I had had any women with redeeming qualities in my life.
26) What's the song you wish you had written?
Either Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" or Clint Mansell's "Lux Aeterna." Ideally, both, because I would have combined them into one song. Seriously: listen to the melody line of "Lux Aeterna" while singing "I whip my hair back and forth" throughout.
Or, failing that, Evangelion's "Komm Susser Tod." A song with a title in German, sung in English, for a Japanese series with a Greek name.
27) Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Dogs. It's easier to clean up after dogs.
28) What's in the trunk of your car?
I don't have a car of my own. The trunk of my Dad's car, I know has at least a couple rain ponchos.
29) Who are some people likely to respond to this questionnaire?
That's what I'm willing to find out.
30) Least likely?
People who have become acquainted with Chris-chan and refused to consider it on that basis.
31) What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday.
32) Using only one word, describe yourself.
Brilliant.
1) If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
I'm always on the lookout for some place I would want to live if life in America becomes intolerable enough that I have to expat myself; currently I'm torn between several possibilities
a)Toronto (which is apparently close enough to Chicago that even Hollywood doesn't seem able to tell the difference)
b) somewhere in the Basque Country (I'm not entirely sure why, but I think it has something to do with Trevanian's Shibumi)
c) Russia (I know damn well that it's little better now than it was when the communists were in power; I'd choose it because, from what I've seen, there's a lot of attractive girls who like to go barefoot, and even in the winter, no less)
d) Germany (Probably Dresden, the city of Schopenhauer, but there's no part that really turns me off; at least I can speak the language, somewhat)
2) What's your favorite article of clothing?
My Fisherman's Cap.
3) What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Their Bare feet. I'm not entirely sure why; I think it has something to do with my aversion to eye contact.
4) What's the last CD (and/or MP3) that you bought?
The last CD I remember buying: Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" and "Darkness on the Edge of Town." It's been a while since I regularly downloaded mp3's (it tended to give my computer viruses), but I think the most recent one I did was "Particle Man" by TMBG; I used it for a Physics project.
5) Where's your favorite place to be?
My bedroom, or the Skokie Public Library.
6) Where's your least favorite place to be?
Any place where I'm expected to interact with large numbers of people. I don't like people, especially when I'm near them.
7) What's your favorite place to be massaged?
The neck.
8) What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
For me, it's certainly more important to be strong in mind, because trying to make myself strong in body just results in my having breathing problems.
9) What time do you wake in the morning?
Now that my Fall Semester is over, It'll be between 7:15 and 7:30 AM.
10) What's your favorite TV show?
Current (?): Boodocks.
Recent UK: Psychoville.
Classic UK: Blackadder.
Classic: Oz.
11) What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Magic Bullet: it helps me dice my bacon for my daily omelet.
12) What's your favorite childhood memory?
Watching television. There's not much else I remember from my childhood that is worth calling a "Favorite." Or "Happy."
13) What makes you laugh?
Basically, it falls into three categories:
a) Really dark stuff
b) Completely insane stuff
c) Twisting the English Language/wordplay.
14) What makes you really angry?
When I feel that people are trying to waste my time, especially when I feel like I have something else I would rather do.
15) If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
I play the guitar somewhat. I guess the one I don't play that I'd like to play is the organ. At the very least, one like the one Paul McCartney plays here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnXAmcx30...re=related
16) What's your favorite restaurant?
Superdawg (when it comes to restaurants I've eaten at relatively recently), and Gullivers (for restaurants my family orders carry-out from) although I had the best bacon cheeseburger of my life at Dover Straits in Hoffman Estates. Why don't more restaurants have cheeseburgers with Parmesan encrusted on the patty in addition to the bacon and American Cheese?
17) What was the scariest moment of your life?
One day, my Dad just stopped in the middle of a drive, and it seemed like he was having a heart attack. It was only diverticulitis and he's relatively fine now, but I get scared every time he has a health scare.
18) If there was a movie about you, what current/former Hollywood Star would play you?
Humphrey Bogart (he looks the way I wish I looked) or Montgomery Clift (he's played characters closer to my life).
If limited to living stars, I'd pick Daniel Radcliffe (until I grew my beard, I was told I looked like Harry Potter) or Topol (after I grew it, I got told I looked like him; one teacher refused to call me anything but Fiddler on the Roof.)
19) Do you believe in afterlife?
No.
20) What was your favorite children's book?
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, but, upon my relatively recent discovery of it, I wish I had read The Phantom Tollbooth as a kid.
21) What is your favorite season?
Summer and Winter are my two favorites.
Summer because girls are wearing less footwear.
Winter because I like snow.
22) What is your least favorite household chore?
Taking out the trash and recycles.
23) If you could have one super power, what would it be?
The ability to have sex with the sun. Because if Thirty H's is accurate, Dumbledore has done it several times.
24) If you have a tattoo, what is it?
I don't let needles get in contact with my skin any more than I have to.
25) Who was your first love and at what age?
The first "love" I've felt for a woman I knew personally was with my guidance counselor. I was 14. I probably would have done it earlier if I had had any women with redeeming qualities in my life.
26) What's the song you wish you had written?
Either Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" or Clint Mansell's "Lux Aeterna." Ideally, both, because I would have combined them into one song. Seriously: listen to the melody line of "Lux Aeterna" while singing "I whip my hair back and forth" throughout.
Or, failing that, Evangelion's "Komm Susser Tod." A song with a title in German, sung in English, for a Japanese series with a Greek name.
27) Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Dogs. It's easier to clean up after dogs.
28) What's in the trunk of your car?
I don't have a car of my own. The trunk of my Dad's car, I know has at least a couple rain ponchos.
29) Who are some people likely to respond to this questionnaire?
That's what I'm willing to find out.
30) Least likely?
People who have become acquainted with Chris-chan and refused to consider it on that basis.
31) What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday.
32) Using only one word, describe yourself.
Brilliant.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
