(April 18, 2018 at 7:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1. Shower or bath?
Shower.
Quote:2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Depends how hot and sweaty I am! Sometimes I shower twice a day. Three times a day seems a bit excessive though.
Quote:3. Do you own a rubber duck?
No. But I hold a non-rubber dick.
Quote:4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Not applicable!
Quote:5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
I don't like what I don't have but I would like it precisely because I don't have it and it would be nice!
...we're talking sexy lady friend, right?
Quote:6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Not applicable! I pay for my shaves.
Quote:7. In which order do you wash yourself?
In no particular.
Quote:8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
In the morning, sometimes at the night as well.
Quote:9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Sasha Grey. Can I choose one exclusive body part for her to scrub?
Quote:10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
Yes in my mind just now in a non-visual way.
