Bathing Habit Questionaire

[Antares]

1.  Shower or bath?
I have to shower on the road as there are no bathtubs to be found 
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Every day if possible. In the event that I cant, I have Baby Wipes 
3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
Nope. I had a Fleshlight once though.I also had a battery operated submarine but my older sister stole it and I never got it back. What a notch right?
4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
I've tried bath beads/salts. They irritate my pee hole so I had to swear off em, lol.
5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Sure. 
6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Out
7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
Top to bottom like our Lord and Saviour, Joe Pesci intended
8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Preferably at night
9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Nigella Lawson. I pine to play with her big




floppy




ears
10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No, but close. I might tell that story one day.