1. Shower or bath?
Both. Shower during the week, bath at the weekends (unless I'm feeling stressed during the week).
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Morning and night, before I go to bed
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
No.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Himalayan bath salts.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
No (especially not uninvited/surprise company).
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Out
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Top to bottom, except I wash my hair last.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Morning and night.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Hugh Jackman
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No. I have nearly fallen over when stepping out of the bath numerous times.
Both. Shower during the week, bath at the weekends (unless I'm feeling stressed during the week).
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Morning and night, before I go to bed
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
No.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Himalayan bath salts.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
No (especially not uninvited/surprise company).
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Out
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Top to bottom, except I wash my hair last.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Morning and night.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Hugh Jackman
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No. I have nearly fallen over when stepping out of the bath numerous times.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
