1. Shower or bath? bath, I love to read in the bath, doesn't work so well in the shower
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? try for daily, but if I fall asleep watching TV . . .
3. Do you own a rubber duck? nope
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? nope
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? not any more (there's usually a cat in the bathroom, but doesn't make a pest of himself watching)
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? out
7. In which order do you wash yourself? starting with hair and then working down
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? at night unless making up for missing one
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? Mike North (celebrity scientist on Outrageous Acts of Science)
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? no
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? try for daily, but if I fall asleep watching TV . . .
3. Do you own a rubber duck? nope
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? nope
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? not any more (there's usually a cat in the bathroom, but doesn't make a pest of himself watching)
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? out
7. In which order do you wash yourself? starting with hair and then working down
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? at night unless making up for missing one
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? Mike North (celebrity scientist on Outrageous Acts of Science)
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? no
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