1. Shower or bath?
Shower
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
At least once a day at night, frequently also in the morning.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
No, but I lease with an option to buy
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
n/a
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I don't shave, I mow, so no. OK, sometimes I shave, I don't do it in the shower. No mirror.
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Hair (though not every day, face, torso, arms/pits, legs/feet, junk.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Usually at night, but sometimes in the morning, often both.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
My lovely future wife.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
More or less.
Shower
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
At least once a day at night, frequently also in the morning.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
No, but I lease with an option to buy
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
n/a
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I don't shave, I mow, so no. OK, sometimes I shave, I don't do it in the shower. No mirror.
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Hair (though not every day, face, torso, arms/pits, legs/feet, junk.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Usually at night, but sometimes in the morning, often both.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
My lovely future wife.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
More or less.
