RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
April 19, 2018 at 5:31 am
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2018 at 5:32 am by ignoramus.)
1. Shower or bath?
That's a very awkward personal question?
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Now it's just getting creepy!
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
OMG. This man is a monster!
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Preferably not my blood if it's all the same to you?
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
The 2 security guards outside my bathroom door won't allow it, sorry.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Hello 911? I've got an out of control stalker asking me questions! If it helps, he seems to have a funny accent, like that rock dude from the latest Thor movie!
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
911! Hurry please, he's getting closer!
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Anytime you like me to! Please don't hurt me, I beg you!
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
You of course!
(911, HURRY!!! This deluded man thinks he's a celebrity and is about to have his way with me! HURRY!)
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing ~
When stalkers have their way with me in the bath, I generally crawl out as my ass hurts too much to stand up.
That's a very awkward personal question?
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Now it's just getting creepy!
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
OMG. This man is a monster!
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Preferably not my blood if it's all the same to you?
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
The 2 security guards outside my bathroom door won't allow it, sorry.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Hello 911? I've got an out of control stalker asking me questions! If it helps, he seems to have a funny accent, like that rock dude from the latest Thor movie!
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
911! Hurry please, he's getting closer!
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Anytime you like me to! Please don't hurt me, I beg you!
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
You of course!
(911, HURRY!!! This deluded man thinks he's a celebrity and is about to have his way with me! HURRY!)
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing ~
When stalkers have their way with me in the bath, I generally crawl out as my ass hurts too much to stand up.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
