1. Shower or bath?
Shower for work, bath for soaking after work.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Shower, daily. Bath, whenever I feel like it.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
I used to, sniped it from a hotel room in college during an away cross country meet.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bath salts, I eat them too. Surprised I haven't eaten anyone's face yet.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Only if we're cleaning up after sex; which usually just leads to more sex in the shower. I prefer my baths alone.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I only shave my face; out of the tub.
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Left arm, left armpit, genitals, stomach and chest, right arm, right armpit, butt, left leg, left foot, right leg, right foot.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Shower in the morning, bath at night.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Tom Welling.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
Shower for work, bath for soaking after work.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Shower, daily. Bath, whenever I feel like it.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
I used to, sniped it from a hotel room in college during an away cross country meet.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bath salts, I eat them too. Surprised I haven't eaten anyone's face yet.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Only if we're cleaning up after sex; which usually just leads to more sex in the shower. I prefer my baths alone.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I only shave my face; out of the tub.
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Left arm, left armpit, genitals, stomach and chest, right arm, right armpit, butt, left leg, left foot, right leg, right foot.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Shower in the morning, bath at night.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Tom Welling.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
