1. Shower or bath? Shower
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Daily, sometimes twice if necessary
3. Do you own a rubber duck? As if I'd tell you!
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? N/A
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? Not really, though I have some memorable experiences of company.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? Out
7. In which order do you wash yourself? Head down.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? Each morning. Sometimes also in the evening.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? What is this 'celebrity' of which you speak? The only person I would choose to scrub me down is my wife.
[whispers]: Set aside a few hours and I'll give you the full list.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? Not yet. I'm sure it's coming.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Daily, sometimes twice if necessary
3. Do you own a rubber duck? As if I'd tell you!
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? N/A
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? Not really, though I have some memorable experiences of company.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? Out
7. In which order do you wash yourself? Head down.
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? Each morning. Sometimes also in the evening.
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? What is this 'celebrity' of which you speak? The only person I would choose to scrub me down is my wife.
[whispers]: Set aside a few hours and I'll give you the full list.
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? Not yet. I'm sure it's coming.
