Bathing Habit Questionaire

[Chad32]

1.  Shower or bath?

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

Boru

1: Shower, except in the winter where a nice warm bath feels so good on a frigid evening.

2: 2-3 times a week.

3: No. Though I do like loofa sponges.

4: Sometimes I'll add something for bubbles.

5: I prefer not.

6: In.

7: Top to bottom. Doing my feet and dick last.

8: I feel like night is better, so I don't sleep dirty.

9: I don't know. Any attractive woman, I guess?

10: No. And if I'm bleeding, and the witness to my trauma is laughing at me, it's going to put a strain on our relationship.