RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
April 19, 2018 at 11:17 am
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2018 at 11:18 am by Divinity.)
1. Shower or bath?
Shower most days, Baths twice a week.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Every day.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
Nope.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bubbles occasionally.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
In. Way easier on the legs
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Whatever order I'm in the mood for
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Night
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Liam Hemsworth
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No?
Shower most days, Baths twice a week.
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Every day.
3. Do you own a rubber duck?
Nope.
4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bubbles occasionally.
5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes.
6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
In. Way easier on the legs
7. In which order do you wash yourself?
Whatever order I'm in the mood for
8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Night
9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Liam Hemsworth
10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No?
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
