The Ten modern biblical plagues
April 27, 2018 at 4:58 am
(This post was last modified: April 27, 2018 at 5:14 am by ignoramus.)
Guys, I've been thinking, since the world has moved on from the bronze age, the old plagues wouldn't really bother us too much?
Locust plague, no probs, where's the fly spray, etc
But if God wanted to hurt us today with his 10 plagues what would he do?
1 - Thou shalt have no internet from 5:00pm - midnight
2 - Thou shat have your children healthy and living with you until they are 40!
3 - All Alcohol shall taste like camel piss - and not in a good way!
4 - Pizza will cease to exist, as will bacon.
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Locust plague, no probs, where's the fly spray, etc
But if God wanted to hurt us today with his 10 plagues what would he do?
1 - Thou shalt have no internet from 5:00pm - midnight
2 - Thou shat have your children healthy and living with you until they are 40!
3 - All Alcohol shall taste like camel piss - and not in a good way!
4 - Pizza will cease to exist, as will bacon.
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
