RE: One Thing In Fiction That Always Causes Me To Facepalm
May 1, 2018 at 5:31 am
(This post was last modified: May 1, 2018 at 5:39 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I actually really like it the whole sell the soul to the devil thing.
I know it's super silly but so is the rest of religion, fantasy and a lot of science fiction.
It just entertains me.
And you think people aren't stupid enough to ever do such a thing if they could? Think again! In the words of George Carlin: PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKING STOOPID. You think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
Hell, I'd rather sell my soul to the devil than God if given the choice. So if I have a soul and God owns my soul and God and Satan are the only two beings powerful enough to own my soul... I'd give it to Satan in a heartbeat. Satan is clearly misrepresented in the Bible as the most evil being of all when that's very clearly God and whilst Satan is clearly a muderous asshole he's clearly far, far, far more morally good (or morally less evil) than God is. It's like the difference between a serial killer and a genocidal maniac.
I mean, this alone shows Satan is better than God:
![[Image: godvsatan.jpg]](https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/table_of_malcontents/images/2007/04/05/godvsatan.jpg)
And that's just one example of why God is more evil.
And here's one of my favorite songs about buying a soul:
I may or may not have already told the devil he can have my soul in exchange for me achieving all my goals when I was a kid
I was joking because I've never believed in anything supernatural including Satan: but I told Satan that if he does exist he should take me seriously.
So true LOL. That's why I love this clip LMFAO:
I know it's super silly but so is the rest of religion, fantasy and a lot of science fiction.
It just entertains me.
And you think people aren't stupid enough to ever do such a thing if they could? Think again! In the words of George Carlin: PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKING STOOPID. You think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
Hell, I'd rather sell my soul to the devil than God if given the choice. So if I have a soul and God owns my soul and God and Satan are the only two beings powerful enough to own my soul... I'd give it to Satan in a heartbeat. Satan is clearly misrepresented in the Bible as the most evil being of all when that's very clearly God and whilst Satan is clearly a muderous asshole he's clearly far, far, far more morally good (or morally less evil) than God is. It's like the difference between a serial killer and a genocidal maniac.
I mean, this alone shows Satan is better than God:
And that's just one example of why God is more evil.
And here's one of my favorite songs about buying a soul:
(May 1, 2018 at 4:30 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Evil-shmevil. If any magical being wants to grant me wishes - I'll sign whatever deal, using any bodily fluids they want, the consequences be damned. Just putting it out there.
I may or may not have already told the devil he can have my soul in exchange for me achieving all my goals when I was a kid
I was joking because I've never believed in anything supernatural including Satan: but I told Satan that if he does exist he should take me seriously.
(May 1, 2018 at 4:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm a big James Bond fan, both the books and the films. One thing, though, strikes me as tragically stupid - when the evil mastermind bent on world domination wants to get rid of Bond, why not just shoot him and be done with it??
So true LOL. That's why I love this clip LMFAO:
