My view and reasons for them. Atheist and Christians welcome here. (short)

[Succubus]

Would that be because it's obscurantist bollocks?
You throw more smoke bombs than a Royal Marine drill Sergeant. Your mode of speech has to be an affectation. No one uses such tortured dense prose, well apart from cleaver cunts.

We will find your heavily disguised agenda We always do. It's what we do best.

You are thinking I am someone I am not.

Do you think I don't actually believe what I say? I say first I am an agnostic and if I did believe in a God it would be one that can exist in everything.

Do you think I have an ulterior motive or something? What would be your guess as to what that is?

As to why people do not understand my communication style, here is what a DISC assessment had to say about my motivation:

As someone with a creative pattern, [Redacted], you tend to seek unique accomplishments and innovative solutions. On the surface, you may seem to have a contradictory nature. For example, you often display great sensitivity, but you may not hesitate to show an aggressive side to get what you want.

Dude, that's a horoscope reading.