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A conversation between a man and a saleswoman in a jewelry store-
Man: Do you have the pendant with the vulva made of silver and the clitoris made with a gem stone?
Saleswoman: Yes, it's right over there in that case.
Man: In here?
Saleswoman: Yes, right there.
Man: I can't find it.
Saleswoman: It's right there in the case...etc.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.


