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Worst explanations for gravity?
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RE: Worst explanations for gravity?
Gravity is a flawed theory. Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bbhna), is pushing them down. The evidence for this is that in Asia there are more noodles to his Noodlyness pushes down on the Asians more, that is why they are usually much shorter than Europeans or Americans, and many Africans taller.

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Worst explanations for gravity? - by Aegrus - September 8, 2011 at 9:53 am
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by leo-rcc - September 8, 2011 at 10:10 am
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by DeistPaladin - September 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by downbeatplumb - September 8, 2011 at 12:44 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Napoléon - September 8, 2011 at 12:33 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by ReB - September 21, 2011 at 11:48 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by frankiej - September 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Rayaan - September 8, 2011 at 2:20 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Tiberius - September 8, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Rayaan - September 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Anomalocaris - September 8, 2011 at 5:56 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Rayaan - September 8, 2011 at 7:06 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Anomalocaris - September 10, 2011 at 3:48 am
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by The Magic Pudding - September 10, 2011 at 10:32 am
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by IATIA - September 8, 2011 at 10:32 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by theVOID - September 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Erinome - September 8, 2011 at 6:00 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by The Grand Nudger - September 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Rayaan - September 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by 8BitAtheist - September 9, 2011 at 8:53 pm
RE: Worst explanations for gravity? - by theVOID - September 10, 2011 at 2:10 am

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