Worst explanations for gravity?

[downbeatplumb]

Gravity is a flawed theory. Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bbhna), is pushing them down. The evidence for this is that in Asia there are more noodles to his Noodlyness pushes down on the Asians more, that is why they are usually much shorter than Europeans or Americans, and many Africans taller.

I was just getting ready to post this and you beat me to it.

me too.