There are four kinds of groundhog: groundhog, woodchuck, marmot and Bill Murray. One way to track them is to observe that:
-A groundhog is notorious in February;
-A woodchuck has a tongue-twister to its credit;
-A marmot sounds a little like a spread.
-A Bill Murray is mad cool.
We may discard (for our consideration here) all but the Bill Murray. This particular type of groundhog has been recorded in the company of Andie MacDowell, Sigourney Weaver, Scarlett Johansson, Lucy Liu, Geena Davis and Uma Thurman.
The only possible efficient or contingent cause for this bizarre and puzzling state of affairs is a groundhog cause which I will call God.
Boru
-A groundhog is notorious in February;
-A woodchuck has a tongue-twister to its credit;
-A marmot sounds a little like a spread.
-A Bill Murray is mad cool.
We may discard (for our consideration here) all but the Bill Murray. This particular type of groundhog has been recorded in the company of Andie MacDowell, Sigourney Weaver, Scarlett Johansson, Lucy Liu, Geena Davis and Uma Thurman.
The only possible efficient or contingent cause for this bizarre and puzzling state of affairs is a groundhog cause which I will call God.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
