Why do people believe that Beowulf is fiction?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you have a deep green hot pink polka dot zombie dragon vampire werewolf creature in your bedroom why can't Joe have a flying unicorn elephant in his garage?

You just broke cosplay forever. 

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Can't believe you guys don't believe in our lord and savior, Harry Potter.

I mean... (Spoilers)

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He died for you!  He died for all of you!  To save you!  And then he came back.  Not three days later, but like 10 minutes later.  He came back, and defeated Voldemort like he said he was going to (much unlike a certain OTHER guy who returned to live who said he would defeat someone..)  ANd best of all he didn't even know he could come back when he died!  Also he doesn't expect you to go around wearing a Wand around your neck and mumbling to yourself about him once a week.  Instead he went on about his business and decided to fight evil wizards with a job at the ministry.

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How else can you explain being here today, if not for 'Arry Potter?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Actually I don't know what anyone is talking about or who anyone is. Or who I am and what I am doing.

All I remember is the word Obliviate.

You need to see a legilimens.