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Human Sexuality?
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RE: Human Sexuality?
(June 12, 2018 at 6:51 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Too much time surfing in the sun has fried you brain.
No such thing! I grow my hair to protect me from the sun--my ears and the back of my neck! I am a pre-waterproof sunblock surfer!

I am also punk rock which is: NO hair no one could grab in a slam pit, cut off sleeves, tight tee-shirts no one could grab! Tight 501 Levi's tucked into steel toes motorcycle boots! Those where the days my friend! Crowd surfing, slam pits and stage dives!

But, I am older now. Now, I just grow my hair because I can--just to fuck with bald dudes!

Notice from my avatar that I do NOT wear a 'pony tail'! Because I notice from nature that underneath every tail--there is an asshole! I'm not an asshole!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 9, 2018 at 11:02 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by LadyForCamus - June 9, 2018 at 11:10 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 10, 2018 at 5:47 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by The Valkyrie - June 10, 2018 at 6:00 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 10, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by brewer - June 10, 2018 at 9:33 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Rev. Rye - June 9, 2018 at 11:14 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by robvalue - June 9, 2018 at 11:20 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by chimp3 - June 9, 2018 at 11:22 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Anomalocaris - June 9, 2018 at 11:26 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Ravenshire - June 10, 2018 at 1:08 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by The Valkyrie - June 10, 2018 at 2:47 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Losty - June 10, 2018 at 3:50 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 10, 2018 at 4:33 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by zebo-the-fat - June 10, 2018 at 6:03 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by brewer - June 10, 2018 at 7:21 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by downbeatplumb - June 10, 2018 at 12:43 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by The Industrial Atheist - June 10, 2018 at 5:50 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Little lunch - June 10, 2018 at 7:20 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 10, 2018 at 9:23 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Fireball - June 10, 2018 at 10:05 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 12, 2018 at 1:54 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by ignoramus - June 11, 2018 at 6:43 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by WinterHold - June 12, 2018 at 3:36 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by SaStrike - June 12, 2018 at 6:51 pm
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Haipule - June 13, 2018 at 2:24 am
RE: Human Sexuality? - by Little lunch - June 13, 2018 at 4:31 am

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