How I'd Reveal the Quran To Humanity

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Aye, t'is so.




If you ask me, god's an assclown.

That's because unlike the rest of humanity, only people in the little circle had the most existential questions that needed God to answer. Questions like, is it Ok to eat alone or with a company? Can I eat in my own house? or any house if I posses the keys etc.?

It is no fault in the blind nor in one born lame, nor in one afflicted with illness, nor in yourselves, that ye should eat in your own houses, or those of your fathers, or your mothers, or your brothers, or your sisters, or your father's brothers or your father's sisters, or your mother's brothers, or your mother's sisters, or in houses of which the keys are in your possession, or in the house of a sincere friend of yours: there is no blame on you, whether ye eat in company or separately. But if ye enter houses, salute each other - a greeting of blessing and purity as from Allah. Thus does Allah make clear the signs to you: that ye may understand. (Quran  24 61)