Why are you rude?

[Whateverist]

I think I'm pretty polite on the whole. I give people a fair shake. Only once they've shown themselves to be beyond reason do I resort to a bit of satirical ribbing.

I've occasionally said things I've regretted of course.

We never know when we've gone far enough until we've gone too far.

Disclaimer: Not an approach suitable for rock climbing or some other high risk sports.