Why are you rude?

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I think I'm pretty polite on the whole. I give people a fair shake. Only once they've shown themselves to be beyond reason do I resort to a bit of satirical ribbing.

I've occasionally said things I've regretted of course.

I'm possibly the politest, most respectful, and inoffensive person you'll ever meet, as you can see from  my post history here.

As an aside, I also don't drink, have never sworn in my entire life, and am not crude or rude in any way.

And I always dress conservatively and would never ever think of posing for inappropriate pictures.

And I am totally and completely honest.

I would like to gently suggest that if one were to read my books, one would see where Miss Manners learned her manners.