Why are you rude?

[The Valkyrie]

I'm possibly the politest, most respectful, and inoffensive person you'll ever meet, as you can see from  my post history here.

As an aside, I also don't drink, have never sworn in my entire life, and am not crude or rude in any way.

And I always dress conservatively and would never ever think of posing for inappropriate pictures.

And I am totally and completely honest.

I would like to gently suggest that if one were to read my books, one would see where Miss Manners learned her manners.

Is that one of the books with titles like "A young Lady's guide to grace" and "How to attract a husband"?