So finally tried making a classical piano song. . .

[Rev. Rye]

Yeah, I could never get art that was this fucking abstract. Maybe if it's just an illustration of the artist's inner turmoil, or maybe if it's trolling, or maybe if the artist has explained the nature of the work and makes an interesting point with it (or maybe makes it a pile of free candy; no joke, the artist intends for the artwork to be slowly eaten to mirror his boyfriend wasting away from AIDS), but I have never understood the point of filling a canvas with just one color (except maybe Yves Klein, but that's mostly because he managed to actually invent an entire new pigment to create this specific shade of blue and milked the shit out of this invention).)

Then again, there's even more idiotic names in Art. For instance, once, when in the Art Institute, I saw this. As much of a cliche as it is to say "my four year old could do this" at modern art, this looks like something I could have done when I was in preschool. I could probably go down to the ECE center at the college where my Dad works, select the kids whose art looks the worst, recruit them in creating these "masterpieces" and have them take part in an art hoax if I actually had the sort of pull in the Art World to get into the Art Institute.