Three Catholic students meet up on a train on their way to seminary and strike up a conversation.
First says "Hi, I'm Peter, but I'm no saint."
Second says "I'm Paul, but I'm not an apostle."
The third blushes and says "I'm Mary, and I don't know how to finish this sentence."
First says "Hi, I'm Peter, but I'm no saint."
Second says "I'm Paul, but I'm not an apostle."
The third blushes and says "I'm Mary, and I don't know how to finish this sentence."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'