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RE: If you come to my house, you'd better like...

August 5, 2018 at 12:07 am

(August 5, 2018 at 12:02 am)Minimalist Wrote: Dogs.

If you don't like dog hair on the furniture stay the fuck away. They live here. You don't.

I’m the same with the cats.

A few years ago I had a visitor who chased one of the cats off the couch.

When I asked what she was doing she said, “I don’t like to see animals on the furniture.”

My response was that this is their house, not hers. They’re welcome to sit on the furniture. If you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"

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If you come to my house, you'd better like... - by Astreja - August 4, 2018 at 11:30 pm

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