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RE: If you come to my house, you'd better like...

August 5, 2018 at 3:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2018 at 3:35 pm by Brian37.)

(August 5, 2018 at 3:21 pm)Joods Wrote: Oh, they won't attack... Just own a lap and make you their staff.

Right. One of the most conflicting aspects of owning a friendly cat, is when it gets in your lap, snuggles, right when you need to do something. And all you can think is "FUCK". Screw Catholics and Jews, you upset a content cat in your lap, you have committed a crime against humanity, and they always give you that annoyed mother guilt trip when you disturb their content.

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