(August 5, 2018 at 1:22 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Me not letting you in if you show up unannounced. In my experience, "Oh, I just wanted to drop by" = "I'm bored and want you to drop everything and entertain me." Homie don't play dat.
Nothing...nothing...irritates me more than unannounced visitors. I think I have control issues, lol.
What to expect coming into this house?
1. Wine.
2. Cartoons. No matter what time of day or tonight. It’s always cartoons.
3. A candle burning some kind of bakery scent, because my husband loves the food ones.
4. Screaming, objects being thrown past your head, the same five nursery rhymes playing on an endless loop from fifteen individual toys.
5. Coffee brewing.
6. Lots and lots of wine.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
