(August 5, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Astreja Wrote:(August 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: What to expect coming into this house?
1. Wine.
2. Cartoons. No matter what time of day or tonight. It’s always cartoons.
3. A candle burning some kind of bakery scent, because my husband loves the food ones.
4. Screaming, objects being thrown past your head, the same five nursery rhymes playing on an endless loop from fifteen individual toys.
5. Coffee brewing.
6. Lots and lots of wine.
If I had to dodge random projectiles and listen to screaming and the same five nursery rhymes all day, my wine consumption would be substantially more that it currently is.
As an excuse to overconsume, it has served me well. 😎
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
