Some of mine:
Yes, don't show up unannounced. I have turned relatives away for doing it.
Cats:
Tablet and squish will watch you from a distance.
Monster will demand you rub his belly. RUB HIS BELLY!!
Estraya WILL sit on your knee.
Hero will get under your feet.
Don't be surprised by clutter. It happens, get over it!
I may be cooking.
I may be drinking (beer).
Ignore the whimpering and occasional scream from the basement. It's the TV. Honest!
Get used to the stereo playing classic rock, Aussie and Kiwi music, or the Musical version of War of the Worlds. If you don't like Cold Chisel, you will or you will join the chorus from the basement.
Yes, don't show up unannounced. I have turned relatives away for doing it.
Cats:
Tablet and squish will watch you from a distance.
Monster will demand you rub his belly. RUB HIS BELLY!!
Estraya WILL sit on your knee.
Hero will get under your feet.
Don't be surprised by clutter. It happens, get over it!
I may be cooking.
I may be drinking (beer).
Ignore the whimpering and occasional scream from the basement. It's the TV. Honest!
Get used to the stereo playing classic rock, Aussie and Kiwi music, or the Musical version of War of the Worlds. If you don't like Cold Chisel, you will or you will join the chorus from the basement.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
