Just remember everyone, that the only snake that's a real threat to people is one with an apple.
Especially if it's trying to convince you to eat the apple.
And if you're a woman.
And naked.
And living in a garden.
Especially if it's trying to convince you to eat the apple.
And if you're a woman.
And naked.
And living in a garden.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"