Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: June 25, 2022, 6:54 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
#1
COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
I think everyone knows how much I like ABBA. But consider Hillbilly Atheist, who posts here, not frequently, but still a long time friend of mine.

He loves the soda "Coke Zero" he buys them by the case, and not just one case, but several at a time. So much so, he has a HAND TRUCK, just like the equipment an 18 wheeler delivering anything has. I'd give him a little bit of a pass considering he is legally blind and cant drive, BUT STILL!

I love the guy, we've been best friends since 2002. But when I think about the amount of Coke Zero he claims to buy and consume, it makes me think of 12 step programs, and even Tony at the end of Scarface when he is sniffing a mound of powder.  A hand truck? Really John? 6/ 24 can cases at a time? 

He loves that brand so much, it is as if Military Transport was dropping him aid relief. I am not saying he loves Coke Zero, just that he HOLY SHIT LOVES Coke Zero.
Reply
#2
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
Myself being a shareholder of Coca-Cola, your friend makes me happy.
Reply
#3
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
(March 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: it makes me think of 12 step programs,

What you want him to believe in god? Razz
The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
Big James
Reply
#4
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
(March 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(March 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: it makes me think of 12 step programs,

What you want him to believe in god?  Razz

What'd be worse would be the 'make amends' step - having to go round to all your family and friends and say, 'Sorry I drank sugar-free sludge in front of you.'  The horror...the horror...

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Reply
#5
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
Nothing beats classic Coca-Cola. The other stuff isn't even really coke. But hey, if you drink that much I suppose you have to find some kind of work around, unless you want to die before you reach the age 50.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
Reply
#6
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
I'm also addicted to coke zero.
I'm doing better though, now I drink water and coffee through the day and coke only from the end of work onwards.




Reply
#7
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
(March 3, 2019 at 6:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: I'm also addicted to coke zero.
I'm doing better though, now I drink water and coffee through the day and coke only from the end of work onwards.

I don't think I could ever stomach Coke zero or diet Coke. I'm legitimately addicted to regular Coca-Cola though and avoid it at all costs. If there are a couple two-liters in the house I will drink them one after another until they're gone. I could honestly kill a two-liter in a day EASILY. I'm a fit guy so I really try to avoid this and try to drink a gallon of water a day. It's tough though because coke goes so well with every single food it's like the perfect compliment to everything for my palette.

Ugh it sucks I wish coke was healthy lol.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
Reply
#8
RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
Herself drinks sugar-free, caffeine-free cola.  I call it a 'why bother'.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Can't get the link to work here but. Brian37 21 528 July 29, 2021 at 5:30 pm
Last Post: no one
  [Serious] How do you get over your past mistakes? [Please Don't judge me] GODZILLA 12 511 June 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Snake people, get in here! popeyespappy 63 2476 August 13, 2018 at 1:40 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  From where do you get your information ? notimportant1234 23 2572 January 9, 2018 at 11:22 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Get Your Christmas Videos In Shell B 11 986 December 19, 2016 at 11:00 am
Last Post: Shell B
  Green Coke John V 40 5054 June 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Last Post: rexbeccarox
  Is it normal to destroy people who get in your way in life? dazzn 118 49058 June 1, 2013 at 10:19 am
Last Post: Tonus
Wink Get your priorities straight! Kayenneh 13 1866 December 15, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Last Post: Autumnlicious



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)