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COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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I think everyone knows how much I like ABBA. But consider Hillbilly Atheist, who posts here, not frequently, but still a long time friend of mine.
He loves the soda "Coke Zero" he buys them by the case, and not just one case, but several at a time. So much so, he has a HAND TRUCK, just like the equipment an 18 wheeler delivering anything has. I'd give him a little bit of a pass considering he is legally blind and cant drive, BUT STILL!
I love the guy, we've been best friends since 2002. But when I think about the amount of Coke Zero he claims to buy and consume, it makes me think of 12 step programs, and even Tony at the end of Scarface when he is sniffing a mound of powder. A hand truck? Really John? 6/ 24 can cases at a time?
He loves that brand so much, it is as if Military Transport was dropping him aid relief. I am not saying he loves Coke Zero, just that he HOLY SHIT LOVES Coke Zero.
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 2, 2019 at 5:07 pm
Myself being a shareholder of Coca-Cola, your friend makes me happy.
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm
(March 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: it makes me think of 12 step programs,
What you want him to believe in god?
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 2, 2019 at 5:26 pm
(March 2, 2019 at 5:16 pm)Nomad Wrote: (March 2, 2019 at 1:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: it makes me think of 12 step programs,
What you want him to believe in god?
What'd be worse would be the 'make amends' step - having to go round to all your family and friends and say, 'Sorry I drank sugar-free sludge in front of you.' The horror...the horror...
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 3, 2019 at 5:58 am
Nothing beats classic Coca-Cola. The other stuff isn't even really coke. But hey, if you drink that much I suppose you have to find some kind of work around, unless you want to die before you reach the age 50.
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 3, 2019 at 6:01 am
I'm also addicted to coke zero.
I'm doing better though, now I drink water and coffee through the day and coke only from the end of work onwards.
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 3, 2019 at 6:05 am
(March 3, 2019 at 6:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: I'm also addicted to coke zero.
I'm doing better though, now I drink water and coffee through the day and coke only from the end of work onwards.
I don't think I could ever stomach Coke zero or diet Coke. I'm legitimately addicted to regular Coca-Cola though and avoid it at all costs. If there are a couple two-liters in the house I will drink them one after another until they're gone. I could honestly kill a two-liter in a day EASILY. I'm a fit guy so I really try to avoid this and try to drink a gallon of water a day. It's tough though because coke goes so well with every single food it's like the perfect compliment to everything for my palette.
Ugh it sucks I wish coke was healthy lol.
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RE: COKE HERE, GET YOUR COKE HERE....
March 3, 2019 at 8:16 am
Herself drinks sugar-free, caffeine-free cola. I call it a 'why bother'.
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