(August 7, 2018 at 5:57 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(August 7, 2018 at 12:39 pm)Shell B Wrote: My guts would probably turn to pudding.
I woke up with an anaconda in my sleeping bag on trip up a side stream of the Amazon once. Couldn't see what kind it was, and was catching hell for "sleeping through breakfast" when the skipper started nudging a large lump at the bottom of my bag. Slide out quiet-like and went about his business. He had evidently climbed on board via the lines tied to the trees on the bank.
(August 7, 2018 at 5:02 pm)SaStrike Wrote: It's a much better pet than fish. So keep it. You'll need more fish though. Much more.
I found a pedigree cocker spaniel for a lady friend in San Diego. It was in the pound for eating $2,000 worth of koi from the neighbor's pool. (Arsey farsey "garden" apartments.
I’d be less concerned about the anaconda than a cobra, unless I was shorter, weighed less and there was no one else around to dissuade it from eating me.