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Hurricane Lane
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Hurricane Lane
The Islands of Hawaii are totally freaked out by what is about to come upon them. Truth be told, I prayed this storm thingy away from me days ago, demanding and commanding God. Why not, I AM His son right? I do what I want!

But Geez! They are all just freakin' out! But, God will come through for me at the 11th hour and fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds, as He always does: my Hero, Friend and Father we call "Jesus"! Yet, I already told them that I prayed it away from me.They don't know what the people of Florida understand about me, having lived there for 9ys without incident and all claiming, "we are way overdue"! It's just so cool bein' me! (a few months after I leave, they were hit by two--yeah, I gots power!) 

Yeah, I gots powers! "Nothing is impossible for him who believes(keeps on trusting)!" (Bible quote)
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 22, 2018 at 2:39 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 22, 2018 at 5:26 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 23, 2018 at 6:09 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2018 at 7:29 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Angrboda - August 22, 2018 at 10:43 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 23, 2018 at 7:30 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Astreja - August 22, 2018 at 11:01 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by mlmooney89 - August 22, 2018 at 11:18 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Aroura - August 22, 2018 at 11:53 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Minimalist - August 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Anomalocaris - August 23, 2018 at 8:14 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2018 at 8:17 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Anomalocaris - August 23, 2018 at 8:32 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 23, 2018 at 2:30 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 26, 2018 at 3:06 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by brewer - August 23, 2018 at 8:19 am
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Minimalist - August 23, 2018 at 6:25 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by brewer - August 23, 2018 at 7:47 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 24, 2018 at 1:49 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Minimalist - August 24, 2018 at 2:10 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2018 at 1:50 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 24, 2018 at 2:22 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 24, 2018 at 5:51 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 24, 2018 at 11:10 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Joods - August 24, 2018 at 11:24 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Aegon - August 26, 2018 at 5:34 pm
RE: Hurricane Lane - by Haipule - August 26, 2018 at 6:42 pm

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