(August 22, 2018 at 10:43 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: "The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray." ~ Robert IngersollMasturbation! Thank you for reminding me as blueballs suck! Thank God there is no mention of masturbation in the bible!
Preparation, not masturbation.
Preparation? I've got enough gin, beer and wine to last me for weeks! I'm a Boy Scout that way.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
