Why halal meat???

[Aroura]

So you're not up to the task.

You're correct, I'll not take part in silliness. 

You can eat a donkey but not a pet donkey?!?!?!?!?!?!

See more of the silliness here: http://www.islamic-web.com/halal-haram/l...d-animals/

Wow.  Just wow.  I'd never seen it listed before.

2. The animals in which there is no blood at all such as flies, mosquitoes, spiders, cockroach, scorpion, glow warm, white ants, etc are all prohibited 

I guess they are all screwed.  Everyone eats bugs on accident sometimes.

4. The animals which are called insects which live under the earth such as rat, muskrat, bandicoot, mongoose, etc. are all prohibited.

Oh dear god, I've hurt myself laughing! 

5. The animals which are born in water and live therein such as frog, crab, alligator, tortoise etc. All are prohibited but the fish, even dead is permitted. however fish which is turned turtle on the water automatically without effecting any injury which is called ‘tafee is prohibited.

I realize things are lost in translation sometimes, but, um, what???

the horse is abhorrent.

Horses are magnificent creatures, you monsters.  Oh wait, this means you won't eat them.  NM. 

11. The animals, among whose parents, one is permissible and the other is prohibited in such cases the mother will be counted (The mule is prohibited when his mother is a she-ass and if the mother is a cow it is lawful and if the mother is mare it is abhorrent.). If the mother is prohibited the kid is also prohibited.

I did not know you could get a mule from a cow!  Wow, breeding in the middle east must be a thing to behold. 



I also noted that things are permitted if the person believes they belong in a permitted group. (So is abhorrent permitted? Just frowned upon?)

Also, if you are hungry and need to eat some crow, make sure it is the kind that eats corn as well as the dead, otherwise, to hell you will go!

Here MK, I have something for you:

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Oh yeah, btw, it's so clear the Quran is full of science, with those mole rat insects and cow mules.  Totally, you guys have it down!