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The God Who Regrets

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The God Who Regrets
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RE: The God Who Regrets
August 29, 2018 at 8:16 pm
Hey asshole, I shouldn't have to tell you this because it is your stupid fucking book, but "god" is bitching to Samuel that he's pissed at Saul.

The question is, why didn't your allegedly all-knowing, all-powerful, all-whateverthefuck you claim, god not know that BEFORE he appointed him.

BTW...god was a little surprised when David turned out to be a fuck up, too.

Some fucking god you have there.  Probably good enough for the likes of you, Huggy, but I am not impressed.

Why is your silly god always surprised?
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The God Who Regrets - by Rhondazvous - August 29, 2018 at 12:52 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by purplepurpose - August 29, 2018 at 1:40 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 29, 2018 at 2:13 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Huggy Bear - August 29, 2018 at 8:06 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2018 at 3:22 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Neo-Scholastic - August 29, 2018 at 3:34 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by The Valkyrie - August 29, 2018 at 3:46 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 29, 2018 at 4:24 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 29, 2018 at 8:16 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by vulcanlogician - August 29, 2018 at 8:20 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by chimp3 - August 29, 2018 at 8:24 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by vulcanlogician - August 29, 2018 at 9:22 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Jehanne - August 30, 2018 at 6:11 am
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Jehanne - August 29, 2018 at 9:08 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 29, 2018 at 9:09 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2018 at 11:08 am
RE: The God Who Regrets - by vorlon13 - August 30, 2018 at 11:42 am
RE: The God Who Regrets - by vorlon13 - August 30, 2018 at 11:44 am
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 31, 2018 at 3:30 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by LadyForCamus - August 31, 2018 at 3:34 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Rhondazvous - August 31, 2018 at 4:09 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Cod - August 31, 2018 at 4:11 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - August 31, 2018 at 3:45 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by robvalue - September 1, 2018 at 5:17 am
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Drich - September 4, 2018 at 1:52 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Cod - September 4, 2018 at 2:32 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - September 4, 2018 at 1:54 pm
RE: The God Who Regrets - by Minimalist - September 4, 2018 at 3:23 pm

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