The Wicked wizard of OZ

[Rev. Rye]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGtXsRS2fs

Quite honestly, this guy reminds me of the time when I spent a couple hours in my college's cybercafe on a Cracked binge while some guy read the articles I was reading and reacted the same way to all the batshit insane things that he didn't know were out there. This includes a dictator nominating his illiterate wife for the Nobel Literature Prize and Faithmouse.

Here's a few assorted thoughts:

Listening to his reaction to the word "Necromancer" never fails to get me to think of this exchange from the Venture Bros.
Dr. Orpheus: But I am, by trade, a necromancer! You know what that means, right?
Brock: Uhh, you have sex with dead people?
Dr. Orpheus: phile! Necrophile! A necroMANCER can bring the dead TO LIFE!!

Dude, if any girl wants to get bitten by a vampire that bad, she should just hook up with a serial killer and get it over with.

Odd, I've seen Hell's Heroes and it doesn't seem like it would be a good fit with Twilight.


Wait, he managed to get the Genesis reference wrong: The temptation and Fall happened in Genesis 3, not 2:17 (which is just foreshadowing). You'd think a pastor would at least get that right.

And seriously, that dream sounds like the chastest wet dream (or female equivalent thereof) in human history. You'd think that he'd champion sexual repression this extreme.

And it's a shame the video stopped where it did, because it was really just getting interesting. Think of how many more lulz we could have gotten and how much more I could have written on how stupid this guy is.