RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 7, 2018 at 1:15 am
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2018 at 1:35 am by Haipule.)
(September 7, 2018 at 12:17 am)Fireball Wrote:A friend of mine made an oatmeal stout with special yeast and bee puke to kick up the alcohol content. It was awesome! For now it's called "46H".(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.Yeast is the substance that gets into grains and makes enough waste that it dies in it. Then we drink it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon
I'd drink beer made with bacon (though that actually wouldn't work), despite my previous statement. I also eat bee puke, so there you go.
The original purity law of Germany said beer was water; barley; and hops. They thought, at the time, that the fermentation was from angelic magic dust. They soon discovered yeast and added it to the law!
The first American playboy--Benjamin Franklin, is often misquoted as saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!"
One of the ancient Sumerian cuneiform texts found contains 500 recipes for beer.
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
