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I am officially certified
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RE: I am officially certified
Congrats Kit!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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I am officially certified - by Silver - September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Bob Kelso - September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Aroura - September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by brewer - September 12, 2018 at 12:35 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by FatAndFaithless - September 12, 2018 at 12:36 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by LadyForCamus - September 12, 2018 at 12:52 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by pocaracas - September 12, 2018 at 3:55 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Lucanus - September 12, 2018 at 4:20 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Angrboda - September 12, 2018 at 6:10 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Fireball - September 12, 2018 at 11:45 pm
RE: I am officially certified - by Losty - September 13, 2018 at 12:07 am
RE: I am officially certified - by J a c k - September 13, 2018 at 1:39 am
RE: I am officially certified - by sarajones8765 - September 13, 2018 at 2:28 am

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