RE: Halloweeners
October 2, 2018 at 5:38 pm
(This post was last modified: October 2, 2018 at 5:40 pm by Joods.)
(October 1, 2018 at 11:09 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: I read the BEST Halloween *prank* EVER.
A couple of college students got a door, complete with frame. Installed a knocker on it. Put a hand written sign on it that said "Please knock, bell is broken." Dressed up as elderly people. One even had a walker.
Go up to door on Halloween and ring door bell. Person answers the door with bowl of candy in hand expecting trick or treaters. Is faced, instead, with above described door. Uses knocker as instructed. College boy dressed as old man opens fake door with his own bowl of candy in hand filled with single-wrapped butterscotch hard candies and starts in with ooohs and ahhs and calls the person soooo cute. Calls for Ethel to come look at this one. Ethel appears at door using walker. Does her own ooohs and ahhs, admires the homeowner's costume, prompts them with "now what do you say?" (Makes homeowner say "Trick or treat") and pinches their "cute little cheeks" and hands them a single butterscotch candy. Tells them "Happy Halloween" and closes the fake door.
I.JUST.LOVE.THIS.
Who here does Halloween and how? We used to dress the house up big time but have just kind of slacked off over the years. Between all the churches having their own events (to keep the kids safely away from Satan) and the town having a big trunk Halloween, we just don't get the foot traffic to make it worth the bother any more.
How do I do Halloween?
Well 16 years ago, I spent it in labor for nearly 20 hours, giving birth to my youngest daughter at 7:43 in the evening. When she was old enough to go trick or treating, everyone in the neighborhood knew her birthday was on Halloween so she got double candy for it.
Now, we have themed birthday parties. This year will be her "Sweet 16" party - complete with a DJ and a hall rental. I'll be making all of the food and the cake. It'll be fun. Expensive, but fun.
(October 2, 2018 at 4:35 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:(October 2, 2018 at 1:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I “disappear” about half a dozen adults and kids every Hallowe’en.
That way they really have something to fear when they go out trick or treating.
I’m sure that, under all the trepidation and terror, they appreciate the effort I put in.
🤪
You're not running out of places to bury the bodies yet? I'm impressed!
She doesn't bury the bodies.
That's where I come in.
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