Throw a party like Bilbo Baggins. Invite all of your friends and relatives, give them gifts. Prepare a speech that is subtly insulting, funny, charming and touching all at once. Have fireworks, beer, music, and lots of good food.
For a laugh, at the end, say something cryptic and then vanish for a week on some vacation or other.
For a laugh, at the end, say something cryptic and then vanish for a week on some vacation or other.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
