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Almost 40

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Almost 40
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Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am
Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:06 am
Turbocharge your scooter.
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:24 am
Change teams.

[Image: How-to-choose-swimwear-for-skinny-women.jpg]

Now that's a crisis I tells ya!
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:26 am
Throw a party like Bilbo Baggins. Invite all of your friends and relatives, give them gifts. Prepare a speech that is subtly insulting, funny, charming and touching all at once. Have fireworks, beer, music, and lots of good food.

For a laugh, at the end, say something cryptic and then vanish for a week on some vacation or other.
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:31 am
Start getting yearly prostate examinations. I can speak from first hand experience that prostate cancer is a bummer. Sad
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 8:39 am
(October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am)Kit Wrote: Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

Think

I enrolled at Purdue when I was 39. Fourteen years later I graduated. What mid-life crisis?
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 10:45 am (This post was last modified: October 15, 2018 at 10:45 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 15, 2018 at 8:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am)Kit Wrote: Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

Think

I enrolled at Purdue when I was 39. Fourteen years later I graduated. What mid-life crisis?



I heard mid-life crisis hits harder at three-quarter life.  Thinking
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 11:45 am
Hey, life starts after forties...i know something about it😜😁...anyway i wish you the best forties!!!!!🤗
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 11:52 am
(October 15, 2018 at 10:45 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(October 15, 2018 at 8:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I enrolled at Purdue when I was 39. Fourteen years later I graduated. What mid-life crisis?



I heard mid-life crisis hits harder at three-quarter life.  Thinking

Okay, I'll check back at 750. Great
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RE: Almost 40
October 15, 2018 at 11:57 am
40 was in the rear view a lifetime ago........


But some suggestions --

Get a motorcycle, boat or sports car -- depending on your budget and medical coverage.


If single - date 20 years from your age. While you may find the younger more ego- stroking - the older will probably be better at ALL methods of stroking. 

If you drink or smoke - quit. If you don't drink or smoke - start - then quit. They say nobody loves a quitter - but these two exceptions disprove it.
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