How can you be an atheist?!

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Brothers and sisters,

I'm not a sista. Dis a sista:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZ3_obMXwU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi6dqhi8P...re=related

I didn't expect that from atheists, I know that you suport free speech.

Few people support free speech, even here. If you deny any form of speech (insults, "hate speech", preaching, trolling)... then you are not supporting free speech. This forum... whatever illusions you might have to the contrary: denies preaching, most trolling, the speech of most bigots, and insults that do not take place in the sunken forums.

I see only insults and strange pictures.

And I see only the potentially severe mental deficiencies that taking only the insults and a few pictures (strange? Darling... these are nothing) strongly seems to suggest.

I want you to answer this serious question;

I want you to admit to being a troll, and leave.
OR I want you to shape up out of being a nuisance and into being a decent theist (we have a fine selection of decent ones here)... since you're currently setting a very poor example for theism.

Why this life must exist and work in that way? If there is no one Who controls it, why it is in that way?!!

Everything exists. That we perceive one answer to be correct neither means that it is correct... nor that it be the only correct answer.

Nobody controls whether or not the fish will swim into the net... yet they do... and we can then pick them out of that net, gill them, and toss them in a very cold box.

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Cinjin, my friend.... you do purple some disrespect when you let a whiney little brat like Happy Forever taint its beautiful color. Please reserve pink for the pansies.

When I run in to this kind of person, I quickly stop trying to convince them that they are wrong. We all know he will never listen, but we keep arguing because we don't want to NOT answer. The best way to approach this special kind of idiot is to take an alternate approach. I shall begin.

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Happy Forever, it nearly saddens me to say that you exhibit the textbook symptoms of Ovolujitis, which is characterized by borderline mental retardation and extreme religiousness. Unfortunately, a chemical in your body called Mersin is being produced in excess, stimulating the growth of Thetans, which have affected your mind adversely. I urge you to seek proffessional help as soon as possible to avoid permanent brain damage. Since you are still able to type, the Ovolujitis is not yet in an advanced stage, but you are running out of time.

It is believed that Ovolujitis is caused by the pagan God Azathoth. Since you are unable to prove me wrong, I hope you will see a doctor soon to minimize the risk of suffering further brain damage.

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I love these alternate approaches so much ^_^